Consulting · Strategy · Brand
Want to talk?
That'll be $0per meeting.
We build billion-dollar brands and we're fully booked doing it. So the calendar has one price. Sixty minutes, our full attention, ten thousand dollars. Up front. No discounts, no exceptions, no "quick call."
The breakdown
What ten grand buys you.
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Sixty minutes.
Not sixty-one. We start on time, we end on time, and we don't do the "let's go a little over" thing. The clock is the product.
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Everything we know.
A decade of building brands, products, and audiences from zero, compressed into one hour and pointed directly at your problem.
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An honest answer.
At this price nobody is trying to upsell you. If the idea is bad, you'll hear it in the first ten minutes. Consider it a discount on the next five years.
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One follow-up email.
Singular. Make it count.
This is for you if
- You have a real business with real revenue and a real decision to make.
- You've already done the free stuff and you're still stuck.
- Ten thousand dollars is a rounding error next to the mistake you're about to make.
This is not for you if
- You'd like to "pick our brain."
- You're looking for a quote, a proposal, or a vibe check.
- You read the price and thought "surely that's negotiable." It isn't.
Fine print
Questions we get. Answers we give.
- Is this a joke?
- Partly. We're genuinely not taking on new clients right now. The price is how we say "no" politely and still leave the door open for the one person who really means it.
- Can I get a discount?
- No.
- What if I have a really good idea?
- Then you can afford it.
- Do you do retainers, projects, or ongoing work?
- Not at the moment. When that changes, this page will change. Bookmark it, or don't.
- What are you doing instead?
- Building the things below.
Where the time actually goes